About Roast & Review

We built this because most feedback tools are either too polite to be useful or too expensive to use more than once.

Roast & Review is a collection of AI-powered critique tools. Paste a resume, website, LinkedIn profile, pitch deck, landing page, business idea, ecommerce store, or code snippet — and get honest, multi-persona feedback in about 15 seconds.

Each tool uses the same underlying engine: multiple AI personas reviewing your content from different angles. A savage roast calls out what's weak. A recruiter gives a blunt first-impression reaction. A customer decides whether they'd trust and buy. An SEO specialist flags discoverability problems. A designer critiques visual choices. Every persona is designed to surface real, specific, actionable observations — not generic advice you could find on any blog.

It's instant because you shouldn't have to wait days for a response. And it's anonymous because your content is your business — we don't store, share, or sell anything you paste into the tool.

Why we built it

Most feedback on resumes, websites, and pitches comes from people who are either too nice to be useful or too busy to be thorough. Friends say "looks great." Reviewers charge per document and take days. We wanted something in between: instant, specific, brutally honest, and free to try on every tool.

What makes a Roast & Review different

  • Multiple perspectives, one run. You get the savage roast, the recruiter's first impression, the customer's view, the SEO read, and the designer's take in a single analysis — not one opinion dressed up as a verdict.
  • Actionable output. Every roast returns a score and concrete fixes you can apply immediately, not a paragraph of compliments.
  • Free to try. One free roast per tool, per day, with no credit card and no signup. Premium removes the limits when you want deeper analysis.
  • Privacy by design. Your content is processed for the analysis and not stored, shared, or used to train models.

The 14 tools

We currently offer roasts for resumes, cover letters, websites, LinkedIn profiles, social media bios, ad copy, pitch decks, portfolios, landing pages, ecommerce stores, emails, job descriptions, business ideas, and code. The brand review library on our website roast also scores 140+ well-known sites so you can learn from what the big players do right and wrong.

Who it's for

Job seekers polishing a resume or LinkedIn profile before applying. Founders stress-testing a pitch deck or landing page before launch. Marketers and writers tightening ad copy and social bios. Developers cleaning up their code. Basically: anyone who wants a fast, honest second opinion before they put their work in front of a human who matters.

Our standards

We believe critique should be specific, respectful, and earned. The savage persona is harsh on the work, never on the person. Every observation is tied to a concrete reason and a fix. And when we write about products or tools on the blog, we test and disclose what we actually use.

Got questions or feedback? Get in touch.