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Paste your resume, website, or pitch deck — get torn apart by 12 AI personas in 15 seconds. Savage roast, recruiter insight, SEO audit, designer critique & concrete fixes. Instant.

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What Our Users Say

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"I ran my resume through this and the recruiter persona absolutely destroyed me — in the best way. Fixed my bullet points and got an interview within a week."

Alex Chen
Product Manager, Toronto
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"The SEO roast of my landing page was brutal but 100% on point. Moved my meta descriptions, fixed heading structure, and saw a 40% traffic boost in three weeks."

Sarah Kim
Founder, Outpace
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"Roasted my pitch deck before a YC interview. The investor persona called out exactly what a VC would flag. Walked in prepared, got funded. This tool is wild."

Marcus Rivera
CEO, LabSync (YC W26)

Roast My Resume

A savage AI roast, a recruiter's blunt take, an ATS compatibility score, and a friendly review. Four angles, one paste.

Roast My Cover Letter

A roast that calls out the cliches, a recruiter's reaction, and a friendly rewrite-focused review. No more generic openers.

Roast My Website

Get your homepage torn apart by a roast, a customer's honest reaction, an SEO expert, and a designer.

Roast My LinkedIn

If your headline still says "passionate professional," this tool exists for you. Get roasted plus a recruiter's real read.

Roast My Social Media Bio

Twitter, Instagram, TikTok — paste your bio and get roasted, plus a brand expert's take on your positioning.

Roast My Ad Copy

Facebook, Google, Instagram ads — get a roast, a customer's click decision, and a marketer's conversion analysis.

Roast My Pitch Deck

Before you pitch a real investor, pitch this. Find the weak spots a co-founder is too nice to mention.

Roast My Landing Page

Built specifically for pages meant to convert. Get roasted on the parts that make visitors bounce.

Roast My Email

Cold emails, newsletters, sales emails — get a roast and find out if anyone would actually read and reply.

Roast My Ecommerce Store

Get your product listings, store copy, and overall ecommerce experience roasted from every angle.

Roast My Job Description

A roast, a candidate's honest reaction, and an inclusive language check. Stop scaring away good applicants.

Roast My Business Idea

A skeptic investor's honest reaction plus a roast that finds the holes your friends are too nice to mention.

Roast My Portfolio

Your portfolio is supposed to get you hired — get it roasted by a designer, a customer, and a recruiter.

Roast My Code

Paste any code snippet and get a brutal roast plus a friendly code review with concrete improvement suggestions.

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How It Works

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Paste Your Content

Resume, website copy, LinkedIn bio, ad copy, code — paste anything into the tool.

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Get Roasted by AI

12 AI personas analyze your work from different angles — roast, recruiter, SEO, designer, and more.

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Fix & Improve

Get a score, actionable fixes, and a shareable card. Download as PDF, DOC, or Text.

Why Roast & Review?

15-Second Results

Paste and get instant AI feedback.

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12 AI Perspectives

Not one opinion — a recruiter, SEO expert, designer, marketer, and more.

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Actionable Scores

Real scores with specific fixes, not vague advice.

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Shareable Cards

Download your roast as PDF, DOC, or text. Share it anywhere.

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Your Work Deserves Better Than “Meh.” Let Us Tear It Apart.

500+ professionals have used our tools to improve their resumes, websites, and pitch decks. Pick a tool above, paste your work, and get honest AI feedback in 15 seconds. Just pure, unfiltered honesty.

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